*in loud whispers*
Boy: Mommy! Does she have a baby?
*points to my stomach*
Boy’s Mom: shhhhh! stop that.
Boy: But mom, I can see her belly… Mom, LOOK at her BELLY
Boy’s Mom: Stop, you’re being rude
Boy: But Mom, she has to have a baby in there… LOOK!
The joys of being pregnant, ladies and gentlemen.